Je suis riche !
By Anonyme - 02/02/2021 18:01
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonyme - 02/02/2021 18:01
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By Montagnard - 16/01/2014 10:23 - France
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Youpi, première VDM validée ! (Par contre un peu trop honte pour me vanter auprès de mes proches).. Certains commentaires m'ont bien faire rire, surtout concernant les fouilles archéologiques... Pour en venir à la petite histoire, ce soir là il nous est arrivé de perdre deux préservatifs pendant l'acte, à chaque fois on les a cherché (et oui j'ai même cherché à l'intérieur de moi, mais pas assez bien apparemment), et on ne les trouvais pas tout de suite. On en a retrouvé ensuite un dans le lit. Du coup j'ai pensé que l'autre devait être tombé par terre, et j'ai pensé que mon copain l'avait retrouvé plus tard en rangeant. Mais non. Et concernant la propreté, oui je me lave tous les jours, surtout après un rapport sexuel. Mais c'est vrai que je ne pense pas à mettre ma main bien au fond de mon vagin à chaque fois que je me lave. Et non, je n'ai absolument rien senti, aucune gène, et j'ai été vraiment choquée de le trouver là 5 jours après. Sur le moment j'ai eu un peu peur pour ma santé, surtout au niveau des infections, mais heureusement je n'ai rien eu. Et malgré mes règles, j'ai même fait un test de grossesse pour être sûre. Voilà pour les petites précisions. Bonne journée à tous, et merci de m'avoir validé !