By Anonyme - 02/12/2011 08:07 - France
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je suis la plus grande philosophe de tout les temps, je recherche les réponses de questions existentielles : "si on a Alzheimer et parkinson, on commence par renverser sa bière ou par oublier de la boire?" et "que ce passerait-il si on faisait manger un schwing-gum à un ver solitaire?".
Le professeur Kaïp est là pour répondre à toutes vos questions.
possesseur d'un doctorat de conneries, d'un master de stupidité et 5 fois prix nobel du cerveau le plus dérangé, je suis fière de vous annoncer que... je vais devenir le maître du monde !
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