carbone14

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  • Essonne,
  • 39 years-old
  • Friday 30 August 1985
  • single

About Carbone14

Remarque purement VDMienne : les jeux de mots me donnent des boutons (surtout quand ils sont approximatifs ou qu'ils n'ont aucun sens, soit quasiment tout le temps), je goûte peu l'entre-soi de la communauté VDM, je goûte peu aussi ceux qui se sentent obligés de faire de la surenchère humoristique alors qu'on est censés être juste là pour consommer de l'humour (vous grimpez sur scène quand vous allez assister à un spectacle, vous ? pas moi), et je goûte aussi très peu l'arbitraire et le manque de professionnalisme de la modération VDM. Lorsque j'écris un commentaire sur VDM, j'essaye généralement de faire en sorte que celui-ci soit utilitaire, même si parfois il m'arrive aussi de me relâcher un peu.

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Mes références en matière d'humour :

stand-up : Louis CK, Jim Carrey dans Unnatural Act, Caroline Vigneaux, le comte de bouderbala, Elodie Poux
youtubeurs : Jacksfilms, Alex Clark, Felix Colgrave, Boxxy, Max Boublil, Cyprien, La Bajon, 12 Parsecs
films : les films de Larry Blamire, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, les Monty Python, les Nuls / les Robin des Bois, et bien-sûr plein d'autres
animation : les Simpson, Rick & Morty, Donald Duck et Goofy, les kassos
genres : humour noir

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Un peu plus sur moi :

j'aime : la musique baroque (entre beaucoup d'autres), le jeu d'échecs, le cinéma, Rick & Morty
j'aime pas : le tabac, le rap, le verlan, les SJW, les fautes d'orthographe et de français, les filtres snapchat (et la fausseté en général), la rudesse gratuite et le manque de savoir-vivre

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Nocturnal Up

At night, all wolves are grey.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Happy ending

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

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I like your style

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Inception

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Going for gold

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Colonel Whiskers

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Santa Claus

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He who tries, wins.

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A new thumb

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Perfectionist

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50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Up and coming moderator

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Socialite

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Mobility

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I NEED to know!

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The rules are the rules

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Beginner

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Judgmental

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Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Picture this FML

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Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

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Mike Tyson

Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

I liked to the power of 20

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tweet, tweet

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50 favorites

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Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

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