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By eakthegeek - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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