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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
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CVeNgineer 0

Well he's got a point..

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Poser1337 5

He's an intellectual keeper. :D

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kjcookie10 9

Huh... That is a very good point he made there...

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Susieee_Q 9

The sexiest organ is the brain after all, right? (:

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zachattack112492 4

Rule #34.1, if it was never a porno, it's ur job to make it a porno

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SassyBeaver 0

That's not rule 34.1

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cooldukenukem 2

Anyone else puzzled about why they were sexting while close enough for them to see each other?

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cooldukenukem 2

Misread sexing as sexting. My bad.

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adela119 0

Hahaha oh my gosh! I'd laugh. You make it awkward. -,-

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Cathaholic 9

I read it as sexting too, haha. Confused the hell out of me.

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CVeNgineer 0

Well he's got a point..

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biasedshooter 24

And it's pitching his tent

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LexSpades 4

He's got a point and obviously intellect turns him on, so watch out he may dump u if you act like a blond bimbo

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BeefyQueef 5

It's hard to find anywhere on the internet these days

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CVeNgineer 0

Even if you would have correctly wrote *anything* it still wouldnt have made sense

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drawmesunshine 17

9, Written** And I'm sure you can guess what he means, so let's not be rude now. (Hint: it was sarcasm.)

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2ndSucks 15

I understood the comment perfectly. But hey, maybe I'm just stupid.

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Ins_Knie 2

No 'would' in 'if' clause... And 'anywhere' in terms of sites makes sense. (@ 9)

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emodude44 0

Actually have you ever read Veronika Decides to Die by Paulo Coelho? Quite the interesting novel. Quite.

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BeefyQueef 5

I was referring to intellectual conversation, and how it's difficult to find on the internet.

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Kog_Hiro 17

There are more awkward things he could of said. He could of made some bad Skyrim reference about an arrow in the knee, but more penis in the ******. Or a complaint about a stolen sweetroll.

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tylersign 11

Man approaches with his boner drawn, lady might get nervous?

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myoukei 31

the "arrow in the knee" meme is the new "the cake is a lie" meme =_=

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SaucierGirl 20

“I was once an adventurer like you, until I took my arrow to your sweet roll.”

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RedPillSucks 31

Oh my gawd!!! My boy friend wants to have an intelligent discussion!!!! What do I doooo, what do I doooo???? OP, Do you need a moment? Chew it over with a twix.

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Poser1337 5

Hey, at least he's intellectual. :P

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BAMitsnikki 8

Look at the bright side; at least he isn't one of those pricks who only use girls for sex? :3.

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