Yikes
By fashionista1787 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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About Deathmetalkill
You--->"Ur a stewpd fuck fase cuz u lisen 2 devil musik lolz.
me--->"Shit, you got me."
Sweet baby Jesus, stop asking me why I listen to screamo. I don't listen to screamo or core. I listen to death metal. Examples of Death metal would be:
Bloodbath
Amon Amarth
Nile
Behemoth
Deicide
Bolt thrower
Dying fetus
Decapitated
Jungle rot
Cannibal corpse
Necrophagist
Screamo/core stuff :
asking Alexandria
Devil wears prada
White chapel
Black veil brides
Bring me the horizon
Suicide silence
I'm a Christian. Judge me.
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