Yikes

By fashionista1787 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I could save up my used tampons for him. FML
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Vash_41288 10

Well awkward seems a bit of an understatement..

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deathmetalkill 3

Wait. So using dirty tampons in my garden isn't normal? Shit.

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enonymous 8

Get red to go green. Proactive thinking. He can have mine... Although It's always brown and not red

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Keyman1212 14

I think I have some crusty socks he can use too...

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fthislyfe 22

Tell him you'd love to. Only if he pays for them.

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YourEvilHero 12

that's bloody disguisting

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krazy_glu3 0

How does he even know that it helps the garden grow.... Did he try it before? Who would even think to try that? Where did he get the previous bloody tampons to try it out, since it sounds like he doesn't have a gf. So many questions... Not sure if I want them answered

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dre_bro11 12

67, unfortunately, they probably won't get answered. It's very rare that we see an OP comment on their FML, although, when they do, it's such a memorable moment.

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SteelCladAngel 0

67, a simple Internet search using the words 'what natural fertilizer' could bring that up. Some women who use cloth pads or menstrual cups use the water from soaking pads to water their houseplants or gardens, and dump the blood from the cups into a bucket of water to keep it for their gardens

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miz66independent 1

67-All blood works! he has probably buried plenty of little boys in his garden.

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KamisamaXI 6

Is it just me, or did anyone else get half a "cub" from reading this? JK JK but seriously that is nasty.

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LaydiexSkull 3

...the hell is a cub? Are you talking about a baby bear? Or lion?

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KamisamaXI 6

Half a cub as in half a boner. >.> lol

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dre_bro11 12

138, ahh, see, the reason no one got what you said is because I think you're the only person to ever have referred to an erection as a cub. Good work.

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go_articuno 0

Tyler Ennis as your picture! I love him! Let's go buffalo.

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kickazz16 15

Awkward turtle. I'd tell him to politely leave, unless he was senile of course.

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rarrar321 3

Yeah, gross. Who would wash some guy's hair?

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lolololer 8

i wonder how he found out that a womans monthly flow makes it grow...

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chuckbednarik78 0

that's pretty damn creepy.

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Javalounge 0

Tell him that Edward Cullen's got dibs on them ready.

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chuckbednarik78 0

I thought it was a pretty nice picture of me actually

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cgall123 0

That dude has mental problems... And your have to rub his head damn fyl

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EnEl_Infierno 15

you* (lowercase) ;P

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miserypoison 13

Comma after "head". FYL are initials which means they are in uppercase. Full stop at the end of your sentence.

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yamatelle 19

All of you need to *really* stop trying to be *Grammar Nazis*. Do you not have a life? Sheesh!

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bo1440 3

Eyes bees a's troln, pizn off grama nasis.

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xcarxcrashx 9

I'm with 54 PLEASE STOP. One correction per comment is more than enough. You're never going to fix the Internet. Please stop trying.

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julz1115 0

What creeper!! FYL OP....doesn't that make you wish you had called in sick or something like that today?

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juliushater 12

i think i just vomitted twice in my mouth

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RedPillSucks 31

You can use the vomit for fertilizer.

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Lanceeden 12

Better yet, vomit on your used tampons. I heard it's better than miracle gro. Doesn't smell particularly nice, but your plants will love it.

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ramboman19 8

Well....maybe there's business in this! Maybe you should partake in this OP!

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