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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States