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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 126
You deserved it 2 827

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brinagurl 1

What'd you do to deserve that?

When life gives you lemons, you make a lemon party.

BelleBelle_fml 11

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face!

rallets 22

when life gives you lemons, duck!!

xoconnie 8

hahaaa, maybe u shouldnt be such a bad neighbor and u wont get lemons shot at u at high velocity.

StopDropNRoll 11

Ok this one us for 30. Your comment is great it made me laugh. But if you think about it. If you duck your going to get lemons to the face instead of the nuts. Just saying

YDI for standing spread-eagle in front of the ball server for 30 minutes. Sado-mascichist.

OP, it could have been worse... They could have been watermelons.

transcedental 18

When life give you lemons, pee in your pants.

tweetypie 18

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Or maybe you should CALL THE COPS and press charges on his ass for assault with a weapon!!!

SemperFi_23 6

When life gives you lemons, don't get a boner

fakeaccountX 6

Wouldn't be a lemon party without old Dick!

Did you go over and get angry? Perhaps even make a racket? ;).

The OP should make a combustable lemon and burn his neighbor's house down.

Denikk 0

When life gives you lemon, make a barbeque...

LilyLovesYouLots 0

25 : When life gives you lemons you paint that shit gold : Atmosphere !

Seabeast1000 4

When life gives you lemons, get a nut cup!

6, that profile picture of yours along with your comment scares me.

Jammy01jams 2

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, get mad. What am I supposed to do with these? I don't want your damn lemons! Lemon Grenades will burn your house / / /

OP didn't check out videos by raywilliamjohnson, smosh and this new one I found, mscelebritylife. otherwise cyanide and happiness is always a good choice (:

So the morale of the FML is: when life gives you lemons, protect your maltesers :D

m16agent 3

when life gives you melons, your probably dislexic

m16agent 3
mnkyc_mnkydo 5

well said Cave Johnson. dont get the reference, play portal 2.

bigmanj28 0

@8 It was funny the first time. Now your just pushing it.

Sucks that you can't make lemonade without sugar...

Yea I hope he made some lemonade after that.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Scrambled eggs anyone, lol, fyl op.

Majstr 23

After you know which site, lemon party has totaly different meaning.

yeah look up lemonparty.org, learn how to make lemonade like grandpa did;)

No, get some engineers to make combustable lemons to burn life's house down

he probably dribbled out a little "lemonade" after the nut shot

Don't make lemonade, get mad! And do what #64 said! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life rue the day it gave you lemons!

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Now go make some L..... Crap he beat me to it.

CabooseWins 0
tandem123 6

I personally would give those lemon life, creating LEMONSTEIN!!!

#87 - Burn his house down! Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!

Shoulda made a margarita! It would've helped with the pain. So... What were you doing in range of his ball shooter?

a tennis ball shooter is for tennis balls, not lemons, lol.

That's what you think. OP's neighbor has found alternative uses for his investment.

No way. Tennis ball shooters are for tennis balls?! Mind status = BLOWN.

jrsylilballer6 7
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FiestaInMyPants 8

Actually, would you casually say "strawberry flavored lemonade"? I think peanut lemonade works :P

yamatelle 19

Op, you need to do something about this. He's been letting his dogs empty their piss pipes and poop chutes in your yard, and now he's giving you nutshots with lemons? Watermelon his house. That'll teach him.

You should have burned their house down with the lemons.