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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
When life gives you lemons, you make a lemon party.
YDI for standing spread-eagle in front of the ball server for 30 minutes. Sado-mascichist.
OP, it could have been worse... They could have been watermelons.
33-what the ****?
Or maybe you should CALL THE COPS and press charges on his ass for assault with a weapon!!!
Did you go over and get angry? Perhaps even make a racket? ;).
The OP should make a combustable lemon and burn his neighbor's house down.
I bet you made lemonade on Yo pants.
6, that profile picture of yours along with your comment scares me.
Good question.
OP didn't check out videos by raywilliamjohnson, smosh and this new one I found, mscelebritylife. otherwise cyanide and happiness is always a good choice (:
So the morale of the FML is: when life gives you lemons, protect your maltesers :D
And have a lemon party?
make some lemonades more like...
@8 It was funny the first time. Now your just pushing it.
Sucks that you can't make lemonade without sugar...
Yea I hope he made some lemonade after that.
yeah look up lemonparty.org, learn how to make lemonade like grandpa did;)
make a lemon party? nah just trollin
No, get some engineers to make combustable lemons to burn life's house down
he probably dribbled out a little "lemonade" after the nut shot
Don't make lemonade, get mad! And do what #64 said! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life rue the day it gave you lemons!
Tastes a bit nutty.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Now go make some L..... Crap he beat me to it.
87- portal ftw
#87 - Burn his house down! Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!
Shoulda made a margarita! It would've helped with the pain. So... What were you doing in range of his ball shooter?
a tennis ball shooter is for tennis balls, not lemons, lol.
That's what you think. OP's neighbor has found alternative uses for his investment.
No way. Tennis ball shooters are for tennis balls?! Mind status = BLOWN.
You don't say ?
Cave Johnson sends his regards.
I simply love how this is worded(:
Exactly
Op, you need to do something about this. He's been letting his dogs empty their piss pipes and poop chutes in your yard, and now he's giving you nutshots with lemons? Watermelon his house. That'll teach him.
I love you
You should have burned their house down with the lemons.
That sucks! XD
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Now go make some lemonade.
Cave Johnson sends his regards.