By SparkOfJade - 13/08/2013 04:07 - United States - Silver Spring
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I'm 19, have Klienfelter's Syndrome, dyslexia and I was born and raised in the city of scousers, though I may not have much of the accent. I try to get along with people as much as possible, but in the end we're all different have have our own opinions no mater what the subject might be. I'm a bit on the heavy side, ~137kg/~300lb, but I carry it well. All I really need to do is tone the muscle I have a burn off the fat I have left on my stomach and legs and I'll be better off. Hell, I might even be able to lift my own weight up one day. I'll be off to university in September and hope to go into genetic research and development of treatments. I've been interested in genetics and the HGP since my biology teacher told us about it back when I was 14. Granted this is all dependent on the grades I get in August and I am a bit of a procrastinator >.> but no matter. If you've read this far the thanks and I'll see you around I guess. .o/
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By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
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By Wakachulak - 30/07/2013 05:55 - South Africa - Johannesburg
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Funny thing, I logged in to do just that. I had to make the FML short, so some details were left out of course. The 'bus' was actually a company minibus taking people from the company parking lot to the office building and back. There is no room for standing. The distance between the parking and office is 20 min on foot btw. Yes, I measured that. Yes, the guy did take the aisle seat and then scooted over when I got on. It's just a courtesy between colleagues. Honestly, I don't know how it smelled. My sense of smell is so dull, only the most vile blasts register with me. For all I know, he could of just been pulling my leg, in which case he had the misfortune of picking on the one guy that would of reacted to that prank with nothing but a deadpan "Thanks". Oh well, **** his life :)
By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 15:45 - United States - Newark
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First thing first: I'm a girl. I have an engineering degree from one of the top universities in my field, and hold all the necessary certifications and then some. I do have a military background, but I am not in the military any longer, and I now have a full-time job at one of the top IT firms in the country. I'm a consultant, meaning I contract out to our company's clients. The "superior" in question was a higher up on the client side which is why he makes so much more than I do. He's been there at least 10 years. I'm on year 2 with my company. As anyone who's been a contractor will tell you, you can only explain to a client that they are being insane for so long until you do what they ask because they are paying the bills and "the customer is always right" *sigh* I obviously can not tell you which client it was. I'm really enjoying the witty responses, and even the not so witty ones (I did use the proper form of "there," you imbecile.)