LyssaPea

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Sydney , Canada
29 years-old
Saturday 19 November 1994
In a relationship

About Lyssapea

I'm 17, live in eastern Canada. A lot of Fml moments happen to me, and reading about others make mine feel a little less fmlish.. So hopefully my fmls will do the same for you!

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Lyssapea's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 281

You deserved it 8 649

Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 283

You deserved it 29 772

Do you remember the first time?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he used to make fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 366

You deserved it 4 144

By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 474

You deserved it 4 174

This Alpha male shit has gone toor far

By HBC - 10/12/2011 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 540

You deserved it 5 156