This Alpha male shit has gone toor far

By HBC - 10/12/2011 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

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luismyl 6

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

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rexgar2000 10

threesome? yeah I know. sick as **** sorry.

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Tommananaze6T9 4

Yea hes showin the dog how humans go doggy style ;D

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rahavan 15

OP sounds like your boyfriend is a bitch. All pun intended.

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ohmandapants 16

91- it's pretty much the same...called "doggy style" for a reason.

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graham11 14

Even if this FML was even slightly related to marley and me, why would you include that ":D" at the end of your comment??

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Marley and Me in a nutshell: THE DOG DIES. THE END.

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LezBiHonest 7

The dog shouldn't have died though....just a buncha shenanigans...

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schpanki 11

Haha, how can he expect you to sleep with him if there is an animal watching?

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nixter5 18

What would've happened if the dog jumped on the bed and clawed his erect penis? That would hurt like a mother...

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margie2194 12

Mommy issues? Maybe he wasn't hugged enough as a child.

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M0rt 0

Margie its "au revoir" ya dumb ****

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margie2194 12

Thanks for the correction... "dumb ****" wasn't necessary...

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asherb0y 9

Wow... Sikke en kommentar, det var "sjaaaw"

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n_epic_fail 14

^^ english please -_-

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graham11 14

22- what did your mother do to you as a child? Or are you just afraid to let out explicatives on FML?

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margie2194 12

Thanks for the correction. Rather "dumb ****" was not really necessary.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

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DeathBunny218 37

so your dog rolls over and enjoys a nice belly rub... are you sure you're the dominant one? :P

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Buttsexpirate 9

How's he gonna feel when the dog tries to mount him, and makes him it's bitch?

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Urbanchiller 0

And the dog show his/her dominience over you by ******** over places and you picking it up. Who is the bitch now?

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luismyl 6

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

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BDTony13 0

this is definitely going into my favorites!!

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jamsmunoz 0

Only u would think that u 40 y.o. Virgin...

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graham11 14

4- if that was the case, I'd immediately shut off my computer. That would be nasty as shit!!

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Scarlettx7 0

Your worst if you did it

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Ecklcakes 15

**** the dog to teach your boyfriend a lesson in dominance.

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Ecklcakes 15

I'm sorry my dog was using the computer and saw I was logged in. Worse than that facebook status...

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the_fuck_is_this 2

The **** is wrong with you?

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goodgirlxgonebad 3

Dude it's funny obviously he was kidding. It's not sick, take a joke

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Torva_fml 16

Your boobs look fake^

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FozzyBear1234 4

Goodgirl... DANG!!!!!!!!!! Why? With large breasts

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graham11 14

The dog is probably 60-70 years old in dog years.. Oh shit

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xbella 8

your boyfriend is a moron, I sure hope you didn't have sex with him. turn off much.

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mrssuarez2011 12

Yeah seriously, my husband ushers our dog outta the room saying "that's just too weird, it's like my child watching"

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