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By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
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By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
By xxSecretAngelxx - 19/08/2013 18:35 - United States - Fayetteville
By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest
Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 01:28 - United States - Marietta
By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills
Hi everyone! I'm the OP and for those who were wondering I am in college which makes this story the more embarrassing! It was my first presentation this semester. It was a group presentation so I was already standing in front of the class with the rest of my group waiting for my turn to speak. Someone commented how come nobody told me when I walked in the class, when I walked in my jacket was zipped up, I started playing with my zipper when I was up in front of the class because it is a nervous tick I have, I do it without even noticing it. Kinda like how some girls twirl their hair or bite their nails. Of course either one of those would have been less embarrassing on that particular day!