Classic FML
By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
How could you not feel her boobs..?
Maybe she was flat chested?
Or her boyfriend also had boobs
Or maybe OP also mistook her for a very feminine man.
This fml could've been way worse if the person OP touched was an old granny...>_
It may have been a girl who hadn't started growing boobs yet
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE A WOMAN. IT SAID MA'AM PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME! Not I'm a ma'am!
Oops I didn't see that.
Flat chest
A female voice. Go read it again
Forget how she didn't feel the boobs how did she rub someone's chest behind her without turning around???
102, maybe she's magic and her arm can rotate.
Or she had stepped back and was looking straight ahead
how did you NOT look? like if ur gonna rub his chestnyou don't stand in front and rub it backwards ...
Though the woman did take it pretty well considering a stranger was rubbing her boobs
#36 I prefer mreasts.
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.
I have a feeling if it were me in her place, more words would've been exchanged, consider yourself lucky OP that she didn't start yelling about sexual harassment.
Grabbing someone's boobs without their consent is past sexual harassment. And is well into the range of sexual assault. Fortunately for OP the accidental victim seems to be cool about it.
I'm pretty sure most if not all of the details in this are fabricated but if true I HIGHLY doubt a court would convict a woman for touching another woman's breast due to a misunderstanding.
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Show it anywayHow does that make it her fault?
#4 ikr? Like omg, ummm like tots last year rite? Imagine if she doesn't have thigh gap either. Eww right?
I have no idea what you're going for with this comment, 79.
It's called sarcasm, but since you obviously live under a rock then you might misread it.
She needs to pay more attention.
Accidentally thumbed up this but 79 was being sarcastic, not sure how people mistook that..
87, you say you can be a grammar nazi on your profile, yet you spell nazi with a t before the z.
Get out of my bubble!
Woah. That's so awkward.
if you didnt notice she was a woman then its more of a FHL
And OP's boyfriend was doing what while this happened...?
It's almost like you can feel the awkward, oh wait you could.
wow she must have had small boobs if you couldn't feel the difference
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How could you not feel her boobs..?
That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.