Why does the chicken cross the road?
By Lewis - 20/12/2018 19:00 - France - Paris
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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