By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."

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Synistiel 14

I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.

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Synistiel 14

I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.

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cynide 13

I like to masterbait but I get in trouble for that all the time it doesnt harm anybody! This just doesn't seem fair..

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Synistiel 14

Maybe you should stop masturbating in public.

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MrBrightside21 20

16 - Glad you found a way to make masturbation make you feel pretty. I've been trying for years and always ended up crying in self pity. Why won't anyone love me???

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Acik91 26

That is just too cute. Well, as long as no harm is done...

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yoyoforpeace 14

Well does your dog have curly or wavy fur? because then I could understand his reasoning.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."

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LightsxOut 10

Bet that dog feels pretty, and witty, and briiiight!

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oj101 33

It's sure to be a pampered poodle like Georgette off Oliver the Cat Movie. Next, the dog'll be having pawdicures, putting on blusher and trotting down a diamond staircase with its nose up in the air.

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cyanidesandwich 21

"I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me."

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SaveCowEatCarrot 14

I honestly was about to type that but you beat me to it. Bravo, stranger.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

It could be worse, you could have walked in on him straightening his pubes.

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NickKuiper 8

His response? "Daddy needs to feel pretty too" >.< you're right, could have been so much worse.

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oj101 33

Guy: ask girl- why do you straighten your hair all the time? Girl: to keep it straight and make it longer 2 weeks later... Doctor: explain to me again how you burnt your penis?

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Him sitting there, smiling down at his penis..

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oj101 33

#30 - more likely wincing.

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NickKuiper 8

But did the dog LOOK pretty? Personally, if My new hair-do resembled a mop, my self image would be significantly lower :/

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U_GotitDude 18

Well, everyone should be able to feel pretty once in a while

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Ukeee_X 19

I see that as a perfectly valid reason! Scared the dog will be prettier than you? ;D

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cynide 13

Dem bitches love to feel pretty.

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