Grooming
By Schaf_12 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Austria - Vienna
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By Schaf_12 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Austria - Vienna
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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix
Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.