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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Up and coming moderator
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Santa Claus
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It's in the can!
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One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Going for gold
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
The return of the thumb
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Socialite
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YDI Master
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Tweet, tweet
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50 favorites
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My diary is a collector's item
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Happy month-versary
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I liked to the power of 20
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Picture this FML
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I’m your new creative director
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks