You tried
By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States
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By cpmolly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha
By oops - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Omaha
So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.