Lower your expectations
By mista_sandy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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