Nailed it
By watch_corn_dance - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pontiac
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By watch_corn_dance - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pontiac
By tdrtnlz - 11/05/2013 06:25 - United Kingdom - Studley
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth