By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn
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