Costume parties are the worst
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Juggalette - 29/01/2010 00:14 - United States
Umm. The only reason It happened because we were just starting 3rd shit at that IHOP And the only people who realized that we were open were the drunk people. So there's bound to be assholes. And I deserve it for my name? Ummm No.