allisonroad9

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29 years-old
Thursday 09 March 1995
single

About Allisonroad9

Hi! I don't think anyone reads these but hi! hi hi! I'm kinda crazy only when you get to know me. I'm secretly in love with a boy in my grade and he doesn't know (or probably even know I exsist) =( I love apples and strawberries!! Talk to me and I will answer to anybody! I'm friendly, but not usually the first to make a move or convo. o and i am not 16!

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The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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I agree, my mouse works.

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Allisonroad9's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 025

You deserved it 3 415

By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 145

You deserved it 3 728

By jesus christ - 01/10/2011 02:55 - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 356

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 724

You deserved it 18 732

By yeahhhhhommmie - 18/09/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 045

You deserved it 3 518