By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford
By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd
By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin
By sickened - 21/09/2014 18:23 - United Kingdom - Gateshead
By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry