Kids: Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass"...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By SocietyToday - 27/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML

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By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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derp_taco 22

Friday 31 October 2014 19:09

Kids say the darnedest things

gracehi 31

Friday 31 October 2014 19:11

Prank level: Master.

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derp_taco 22

Friday 31 October 2014 19:09

Kids say the darnedest things

garrett_8614 14

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:27

Technically, OPs sister is really nice. She just complimented that lady.

Sudoc 29

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:41

I love that show!

ckerane 16

Friday 31 October 2014 19:10

aww kids will be kids. you should really tell your boyfriend off

sayyestothedress 24

Friday 31 October 2014 19:14

But at least you know that your sister meant it as a compliment

drunkmunkey 24

Friday 31 October 2014 19:17

wish I could have seen it though, couldn't stop laughing :)

drbobbz 16

Friday 31 October 2014 19:10

Well, that was totally appropriate of him.

gracehi 31

Friday 31 October 2014 19:11

Prank level: Master.

not_alone 8

Friday 31 October 2014 19:11

I don't know why but I don't think she's gonna go shopping any time soon with you ...

nana_star 27

Friday 31 October 2014 19:11

No no no! You much teach her right. For example the meaning of the word "********", that also translates into "boyfriend"

HeadlessSparrow 20

Friday 31 October 2014 19:12

Does your boyfriend think you're a "fatass?"

Ali_Br_fml 33

Friday 31 October 2014 19:12

Omg, you better hope she doesn't say it in front of your parents, or that boyfriend will probably never be welcomed in the house again. I'd tell her never to say that again if you ever decide you want to keep him without that glare parents give when they think he's a bad influence...I mean, he is, but they don't need to know that. You know how parents get. ONE bad decision, lol.