By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States
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Things I like doing are reading books, listening to music (Rock, neo classical and some other stuff), watching series (Hannibal, House MD. House of cards, Sherlock and...), sometimes drawing or even saying poems and... thinking. See, I mentioned thinking because it's important to me, thinking makes us who we are. Some say that my thinking system is different or maybe even weird and honestly, I don't think they're wrong. I'm also interested in biology, psychology and philosophy (which provide a lot of great subjects for debate and discussion).
Finally, I'm a pharmacy student.
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Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D