By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 02:58 - United States
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.