Carpe diem
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States