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By pheonixxe - 01/06/2015 22:45 - United States - Sheridan
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By pheonixxe - 01/06/2015 22:45 - United States - Sheridan
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It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.