By nityasomaiya - 16/05/2015 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 539
You deserved it 15 010

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nityasomaiya 46

It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Congratulations!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Congratulations!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Hope OP dropped her kids off at the pool after, if you know what I mean

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derpina72 23

Awwwww! How sweet! Was it a boy or a girl? What'd you name him/her?

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PePziNL 20

Or she is actually pregnant and really, really doesn't like babies.

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socialproduct 19

^^^why does this not have more upvotes? lmao

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sonshadsil94 15

I'm trying to figure out why 30 is thumbed up. Aren't shit puns generally met with a barrage of down thumbs?

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Chicagoillinois 18

No but a comment pointing things out is apparently!

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ironmany_fml 23

its right there after a shitty situation

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emilyjgraham 34

I for one have not seen anyone use 'SHITuation' so that might be why. There's at least some originality in it rather than 'shitty situation'. It's overdone fellas!

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FriendOrFoeIDK 7

What did you name the little brown bundle?

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Emfiasz 18

Sounds like you gave birth to a brown baby boy, and what did you name the little darling?

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Cads1 24

More to the point was it a natural birth or did you require a C section?

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socialproduct 19

I was thinking Taco Bell... but then I guess it would've been premature.

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ziul123 15

Wow, next time make sure there are no turds hanging out in the rear door.

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Roxas_hearts 27

Congratulations! It's a piece of shit!

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sonasonic 34

If it's a boy, I'd name him Adam. If she's a girl, I'd name her Samantha. But if it's a bag of wind and piss, and I highly suspect it is, then I'll name it after you.

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