Love is…
By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa
By FacebookStrikesAgain - 21/01/2014 23:59 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon
By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom
By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada
OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.