Farts, Cute and Love: Love is… - FML

Love is…

By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 371

You deserved it 5 275

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 611

You deserved it 393

By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 580

You deserved it 4 540

By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 455

You deserved it 809

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 112

You deserved it 41 514

By steve-o - 14/02/2019 15:46 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 915

You deserved it 4 195

The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 928

You deserved it 6 526

Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 981

You deserved it 5 274

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 315

You deserved it 5 072

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 882

You deserved it 11 310

By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 253

You deserved it 19 307

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Top comments

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:03

Now that's love.

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:13

your a dedicated spooner .

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StickyPickles 33

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:03

Now that's love.

SlimDanny 15

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:38

If that isn't romance I don't know what is.

lnheritance 19

Sunday 10 May 2015 20:39

You can even smell the dedication that OP transpired. It's cute!

Jason89 16

Sunday 10 May 2015 23:19

i agree #1 ... plus on facebook i saw a thing where smelling farts cure cancer ... she is saving his life lol

jazman195 20

Monday 11 May 2015 1:36

Did my bf write this? Because supposedly I do this to him lol

Polynomial 28

Monday 11 May 2015 5:06

I think most women do. My gf used to fall asleep on my couch, and my roommate and I would laugh out loud every time she blasted off.

shemademedoit 20

Monday 11 May 2015 6:51

that's love in the air

baileybutler 16

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:04

Well, isn't that cute

eatmor2 9

Monday 11 May 2015 0:26

That is the antithesis of cute

praesidiem 16

Monday 11 May 2015 5:17

You are the antithesis of fun at parties #80

dramaelf 37

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:04

Ah, love.

giantsfan2010 23

Sunday 10 May 2015 20:13

Op might need that mask in your profile picture!

footballguy55 9

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:05

Don't worry about that. Years from now, you'll look back on it and have a good laugh!

Jacksparrow72 21

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:07

She's got ya gassed up.

PraparAnis 19

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:08

And you didn't move because...?

igive 29

Monday 11 May 2015 1:20

He was being a gentleman.

benjamn 24

Monday 11 May 2015 5:07

Being a gentleman is moving and not waking her. However having great fun at her expense later on is required.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 May 2015 5:13

He should have plugged that hole with something

hunterluv1 20

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:08

it's not really like they can control it. I just move and then make fun of my boyfriend the next morning when that happens. just laugh about it later!

hailhydra 6

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:09

cute and gross at the same time. should've carefully moved bro

kavyashahs 16

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:09

True love hommie.

nonsensical 26

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:09

Did those vibrations from her ass against your manhood have any erotic effect on you? Just curious. (You did last 15 minutes...)

VeganDarkLight 31

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:33

There was actually an FML about a guy who came when his girlfriend farted while sitting on his lap some time ago.

nonsensical 26

Sunday 10 May 2015 21:15

I never kid.

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