Noped outta there
By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States
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By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States
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OP here, to fill in the gaps the little girl was about 8 maybe 9 and the parents did try and stop her but it wasn't working, so I felt they needed a hand. To answer the questions of how she reacted, well after she poked and prodded my "dead body", let's just say my ears are still ringing from her shrill little scream of outrage at my "death". Alright well have a nice day y'all taco taco burrito.