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By Off to Canada - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Hong Kong - Kowloon

Today, my class was given the assignment to have an informal discussion, debating who would be the best fit for president of the US. The school's security guards were called in after the Trump supporters started fights with everyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 024

You deserved it 2 451

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 07:25 - United States

Today, I watched our presidential candidates face off like high school girls with the whole world watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 355

You deserved it 312

Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 677

You deserved it 149

Debate bro

By Fuck Trump. - 03/05/2021 14:01

Today, after a supervisor, who is a Donald Trump fanatic, kept pestering us with the subject, I decided to debate with him, never swearing or disrespecting him at all. I was fired, presumably for disrespecting a supervisor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 988

You deserved it 565

By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 016

You deserved it 3 408

By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 663

You deserved it 2 571

By idiotfucks - 30/04/2014 20:56 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, and we got the idea to do some improv comedy together for a laugh. Barely two minutes into our fake political debate, everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke. Raging ensued, and a vicious fight quickly followed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 240

You deserved it 8 342

Take the skinheads bowling

By American - 19/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I got to school and my stuff was searched by a police officer, which isn't normal. As I walked to my locker, there were several more police officers patrolling the hallways. Turns out a VERY troubled kid who was expelled last year had issued a threat, so they're taking excessive precautions. This is America. FML

I agree, your life sucks 497

You deserved it 140

By Flubber - 07/02/2009 05:44 - Australia

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 526

You deserved it 5 832

By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 717

You deserved it 28 597

By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 054

You deserved it 5 267

stryder9090 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:33

Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?

GaryTheDarkLord 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:40

Obama is black and Trump is orange so, Orange is the new black?

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stryder9090 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:33

Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?

Jared900DUmpling 30

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:37

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ShleeG 23

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:53

I think OP is in the US and wants to move to Canada to avoid Trump supporters

ThatHorse 15

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:56

Well Canada is literally right above the states. Our economies affect each other quite drastically. And political affiliations affect the U.S. economy quite a bit.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:57

#12. Yes... Because Hong Kong is in the US. Also, here in the UK we also discuss US politics a lot. Even more than we do the politics of other countries. Ireland, for example. I bet most people in the UK don't know who the Irish President is or what party they are from without Googling it.

Steve97 32

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:11

#12 Op could be using a VPN on his phone that's connected to a Hong Kong server when he posted the fml. I did the same thing.

TAntobella 14

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:13

Trump appeals to the kind of people who would belittle opponents and start a fight when cornered with logic and evidence against him.

Jonathan Martin 7

Monday 24 April 2017 0:59

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ShleeG 23

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:16

#16 #27 I can't even see where OP is from. It does't show up on my phone

jlang917 14

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:37

Honestly I think that trump was joking around running for president and now is goal is to **** our country over

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:38

Trump supporters should be locked up.

Dale_shackleford 13

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:40

That's the kind of thinking that sparks them to be violent.

psmith78332 13

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:27

That is exactly the problem, just like in Chicago the liberals disrupted enough for them to cancel the rally. I'm not saying Trump is good or bad but Soros and the Move On organization are the ones that violated Trumps 1st amendment right of free speech and they are proud of it.

Sean Gordon 10

Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:20

you should be locked up for treason

L0life29 6

Wednesday 6 March 2024 1:02

come and try

cacheson 41

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:39

Oooh, an accurate miniature political population sample! How quaint.

GaryTheDarkLord 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:40

Obama is black and Trump is orange so, Orange is the new black?

Saikon1357 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:11

Fitting because with trump as president prisons will have an even more disproportionate number of minorities.

Shay_Shay97 23

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:42

Never piss off a Trump supporter. Just look at what happened at the U of I. rally.

psmith78332 13

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:30

Yeah look what happened a bunch of liberal anti Trump supporters pulled a terrorist act and violated Trumps civil rights mamely the 1st amendment protection of free speech. And they were proud of it. SMH

Mutanttoothbrush 6

Sunday 6 August 2017 3:57

I found the Trump supporter.

dayna17 18

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:43

Trump 2016! He's making America wetter again and focusing on us!

confused_wandere 26

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:57

As long as he makes sure that California gets the most wet, God knows those folks need it!

The_ghetto_mango 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 15:51

Yay! At last, there is debate. But, honestly, Trump would be a bad president.

The_ghetto_mango 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:06

It is a fact, honey. If you actually looked at the things he said, you'd see how amazingly bad he would be as president. He's pretty bold, I'd give him that, but honestly, honeybuns, he just knows business, not how to run a complex country.