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About Baby4mommy

My name is Jamie. My cat Sparkle and I share an apartment just across the river from NYC. In college I studied fine art with an emphasis on oil painting, illustration and a minor in art history. I had a successful career and business until a visit to the ER left me in a coma for 21 weeks. I woke up paralyzed ... unable to even turn my head. After a lengthy recovery at St. Charles and Kessler Institutes I learned how to breathe again without a machine. I also recovered some feeling (about 35%) from above the elbows and upwards. With no feeling below the elbows I am still technically a quadriplegic or partial quad so resuming my art career is still off the table for now. I am highly optimistic about employment as a human doorstop or paperweight.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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Night owl

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Santa Claus

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Inception

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The rules are the rules

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Mobility

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Up and coming moderator

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It's in the can!

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A new thumb

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50 quality comments

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

50 favorites

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Judgmental

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Perfectionist

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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Censored

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