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By "doubleK" - 02/03/2018 17:37
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By VDM - 20/11/2017 14:00
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By VDM - 15/12/2017 14:00
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Coucou. Je suis l'auteure. Cette anecdote est en réalité arrivée à mon mari ! Il y a donc quelques années, fin 2012 pour être exacte, nous partons célébrer les fêtes de fin d'année à Zanzibar. Monsieur avait décidé d'en profiter pour me sortir le grand jeu, mais de peur de sonner à l'aéroport (il ne savait pas pour l'or) ou d'être fouillé et donc démasqué il avait caché la bague dans des chaussettes. Mal lui en a pris, la valise n'est jamais arrivée. Bon comme en fait je l'avais vu venir, le voyant mal à l'aise un soir alors que nous profitons du jaccuzzi, je lui ai sorti " me dit pas que y'avait une bague dans la valise !" et je vois sa tête se décomposer... Du coup il m'a fait la demande sans bague, j'ai dit oui et une fois rentré, la valise étant toujours introuvable on a été indemnisé par l'assurance. Du coup on est allé en choisir une autre ensemble. 4 mois et demi plus tard, on apprend que la valise vient juste d'être retrouvée en Éthiopie ! Du coup on l'a récupéré, et je peux désormais me vanter d'avoir 2 bagues de fiançailles en plus de mon alliance désormais.