The long walk
By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany
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Okay, to answer a few questions: yes, the flavors were the same. Yes, my parents knew I'd be baking two cakes. The reason they ate from each is that my grandma put the "family" cake in the fridge without telling anyone, so they assumed the remaining cake was for them (grandma is a little forgetful). No, I can't combine them, I used "half" but it's half for one and a bit more than 1/3 from the other. No, not putting laxatives, I love baking and they bought me more ingredients to use.