clemjack59

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  • Nord, France
  • 28 years-old
  • Saturday 01 June 1996
  • In a relationship

About Clemjack59

Après plusieurs verres, je deviens poète du soir, j'écris des textes en vers avec un stylo noir.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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