GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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