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tell her it's all natural.
exactly #39 don't swallow problem solved! lol
or just wear a condom
ok 79 that was a dumb idea
So #92, when did plants stop having protein?
Also, #92, where does it even say she's a vegetarian? Diet does not equal vegetarianism.
I moded this:))
one teaspoon of sperm is 5 calories :D
LOL. vvvvv
haha at 98.
Organic sperm
Lol damn OP that does suck, but atleast she's trying to lose weight though, so you got to cut her some slack. But hey, it's high in protein so you can just add it to her diet (I think).
tell her to skip supper...
plus, protein gives you energy
WTF 0.0 I said calories
WTF 0.0 I said calories
WTF!!!!!! FML! double posted that and didn't my original
SpermFast :D Drink up haha
omfgi love you never thought about that lol babe here's some spermfast promise it hurts it's like all you suck my bad eat buffet you hungry come here and suck I mean eat a sperm shake lollypop Popsicle sausage chocolate butterfinger a chocolate Twinkie and last but not least my dick with filling lmao
spit ..
most logical response
precisely!
Exactly what I was thinking. It's a win for everyone. :)
Lmao
i want to give you a thumbs up but you're currently at 69 of them and i cant mess that up ?there ya go
Doesnt she know that sperm is healthy for teach?
Who said she had to swallow?
Love did. Swallowing is by the way much better than spitting it out, because 1) the (sometimes horrible) taste is immediatly gone 2) it takes less effort 3) it is much sexier to see. But everybody does what he/she is most interested in.
you my dear are a mans best friend :-)
Anyway just tell hee she will burn more calories in the process, if you know what i mean, so in the end its all good.
love da red hair u lookin sexy
86, are you thirteen or something? As long as the man's dick is clean, I don't see where it'd be disgusting.
just return the favour;) saving silverman.
ydi for being a ****
you deserve it for being a prude
Well she'd work the calories off if she gave you a proper ********.
wtf! its only 5 calories!
you would know
I think she is just trying to get out of giving him a ********. He should remind her that they aren't married. He should also remind her that blow jobs are safer as far as pregnancies are concerned. Having a baby makes you gain more weight than sperm :)
how do u know that?
It was a joke. People say that after marriage women don't feel the need to give blow jobs cause they got what they wanted...
actually, it's closer to a thousand calories depending on the man/boy you're giving one too. I study nutrition at college and my teacher likes to throw in sex jokes. some can be 500+ where as others are 900+ but no one should have 5 calories. considering that there's thousand of sperm and each sperm needs the energy to swim and move and fight to get towards the egg, they're bound to be fattening. :) gross much?
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Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.
spit ..