To each their own
By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 18:00 - United Kingdom - London
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Always generally cheerful. Gay. Fashion Forward. Loud. Obnoxious. Straight forward. Blunt. Gas Station Attendant. Marijuana.
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Hi everyone, OP here. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. Just to clarify my "brilliance" in getting into this situation...it was my first day of a virtual class so I had configured the camera and mic to work about an hour before class started, and thought I had muted both...but apparently had not done these properly. The hemorrhoids was particularly painful that day, and I didn't know if everything was ok down there, which is why I asked for spousal assistance before they left for work. i used the bed as it was easier to prop up on that than any surface in the bathroom. apparently several other students thought to set up their computers early too. just my luck. I won't be making THIS mistake anytime soon...