To each their own

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 18:00 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, taking a piss still gives me more pleasure than masturbation or sex. FML
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Traveling_Book 9

I’d hate to be next to you at a urinal.

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sajupt 17

more details required. pissing where/how etc...

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RichardPencil 30

You must be terrible at ******* or wanking. Or highly-talented at peeing! That would be something you should highlight on your resume and dating profiles. Maybe your nickname should be "Wicked Pisser."

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suntrkr 9

too bad you're so far away. I'd like to meet you

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sajupt 17

more details required. pissing where/how etc...

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Traveling_Book 9

I’d hate to be next to you at a urinal.

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booboo300 15

I can’t tell if this means that maturation and sex just give you no pleasure, or if when you pee you ******

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Maturation? Is OP a Borg? I must have missed that admission. Though it might explain why he doesn't get off like a normal person.

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Pascal666 7

You're doing it wrong. Google how to use a showerhead or a vibrator.

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mekiswrite 21

How long are you waiting between each piss?

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Janine Parham 10

Maybe you’re just asexual. There’s nothing wrong with that!

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