By eyerollplease - 30/04/2017 22:00
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About Keatonhanson
Sup, I'm Keaton. I live in Connecticut and am a senior in high school right now. English is my first language and I've been learning Spanish for 13 years. I like the arts, movies, and music. My favorite genre of music is underground rap but I would listen to almost anything. I sometimes play video games but not often. Some of my favorite things to do include swimming, volleyball, ultimate frisbee, drawing, hang out with friends, and watching YouTube. If you want to message me, go ahead.
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No worries, end result is clear in my mind. This is number two I'm brewing here, have a one year old already. Just got to where I can enjoy games again though lol will have to take another long break once this little one gets here.