Le Bout de Jade

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About Le bout de jade

J'ai eu mon brevet des collèges une fois

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King of the seas

You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Cheat combo

You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!

Chicken Thief Badge

You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

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