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By tillyg15 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Droitwich
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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I never take things to heart
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Picture this FML
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You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
King of the seas
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
I'm a rock star
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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Go play the lottery
5x6 is a chance in 30! Well done, you should try going for the big bucks!
Cheat combo
You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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The Mixer
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I like your style
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
50 favorites
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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I liked to the power of 20
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The rules are the rules
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I NEED to know!
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Back from the party
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One of us!
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
Even your mom agreed
1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't slow down now!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Going for gold
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
Tweet, tweet
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