Romance is dead
By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States
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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.