Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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redbluegreen 40

LMFAO! I think I love you, Twinny. ♥ Reminds me of the whole, you know, K-I-S-S-I-N-G song. Only more realistic. Besides the zombies.

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LOLYLIF 0

Pretty accurate predictions you've got there.

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Jotham 0

You made my day. ^0^ I love how this guy does his thing

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the_walrus 0

I want to meet this guy and shake his hand, legend

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realggirl 0

I know, I do too! Personally I think it's hilarious. Can you even imagine?

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kukopia 0

You forgot making sandwiches and bringing him beer.

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FuckObama 3

What's not realistic about the zombies? lol

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tokintot07 0

haha this is funny. it's not a good FML tho.

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KTMnutJOB 0

what the he'll is in your hand... if it's alive u should kill it and eat it.

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Naveh 0

O: Are you secretly Ned Flanders, 167?

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moonlight_daze 8

How long have you been dating him? You should've already know he wasn't romantic enough for your standards. YDI

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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DrunkenValor 0

See what happens when people stop being polite, and start being reeeal.

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Julianneisasmurf 0

Hahaha that's kind of cute. I mean it may suck now but think about how fun it will be to tell your kids and grandkids how he "asked" xD

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dannnngthatsux 19

Pulls out. 'There. You're pregnant now.'

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fmyduck 0

lol. one of the few FML's I've read thats actually a cute story :)

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allmidnighteyes 10

Is that what he says in bed, or what he says after the condom breaks?

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Synnie 0

Okay, we're in wedlock now. Too bad for everyone who said don't marry him.

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AndelleRae 9

Lmfao. redbluegreen, it's times like these I wish I could give more than one thumbs up.

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Synnie 0

*TUTS* Share the +1's with us, greedy. |C Your name reminds me I've got Art class today. /waves flag of submission

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