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By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris
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By juno_op - 11/02/2013 18:17 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
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By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island
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I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)
By sophietr8 - 19/01/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Ferwoude
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In order to explain more, my aunt had promised to lend her the shirt, so she was a little angry that my uncle used that one in the open casket. It was just a momentary thing, but yeah, it was pretty bitchy. I already had a long conversation with her about it.
Hiii, I'm the OP. thanks for all the lovely comments, although there's a few that aren't very nice. I'm 24 btw, not 16, and I did use birth control, but you do know it's only 99% safe, right? These things can sadly happen. And we broke up because he was going.