By BDSM4Jesus - 20/01/2015 04:42 - United States - Pittsburgh
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About Haydes
My name is Dave, and I like to party....
my name is actually Hayden and I really like to travel. If you got my reference, I like you. I also like music and other stuff. So yeah
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Hey all I'm the OP, in hindsight I should have put that my Nan recently passed away, it was a couple of days earlier, and the website insists all FMLs are started with "today". Rest assured I didn't simply find out my Nan died and proceed to have sex!